Michael: Oh, look, a new one! It was hidden in here. wave Sorry, about that. I've got to get more timely.

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CAT: What’s the worst that could happen? You fall four stories to the ground and crack the asphalt.
It's what Jonanthan and Martha thought in canon, right?

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She did threaten about getting the knives out.
She did.

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Doesn’t want to see Cat naked and realize what he’s missing, huh?
Nope, doesn't want to see Cat naked and be blinded for life.

CLARK: How would that make me blind?

LOIS: wave

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/flaps arms so much the entire house shakes and trembles and collapses/
No, not that much. clap Good point.

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CLARK: Funny story, Lois. Did you know that Cat is gay and has a huge crush on you? Yeah, all those men, they were just an attempt at misdirection.
LOIS: Likely story.

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What’s Lois going to think about *that*?
Um.... bad luck?

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What do you know? He was stuck in his back pocket the entire time.
CLARK: [Linked Image]

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Got a bit of a shock, didn’t he? Went straight to…relax some muscles, huh?
Clark or bad guy?

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That’s technically true. Clark can’t fault him for that.
The best lie has a bit of truth to it.

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Clone? Gotten knocked over the head? Spent some time in an asylum? Doppelgänger?
CLARK: shock No!

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“Shouldn’t you be reading me my rights?” the guy asked, pulling himself to his feet.

JACK BAUER: <<laughing about such an antiquatied law>>
BAD DUDE: Umm…Got some spare underwear I could borrow?
CLARK: Ewwww. No.

CAT: <<hands over hers>> I'm not using these.

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CLARK (whispering on the phone): Yes, officer? There’s a *baaad* man out there in my apartment. My…friend’s holding him off. Yes, I’m not sure how long she will be able to hold him off. She’s not very strong, you know. Please, hurry.
[Linked Image]

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DOC CARLIN: Mad enough to…hurt people? Mad enough to…kill people?
LEX: Yep, we should lock Superman up... for the safety of Metropolis.

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Better to increase the body count?
EW: [Linked Image]

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Uh-oh. She seen that Humpty Dumpty?
Perhaps.

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Oh dear. She thinks it’s Clark back in the alley.
cool

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She’s going to hate herself for this later.
Possibly.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.