Michael: Yummy! hyper Chocolate bunnies! Lois! Put that down! Michael left those for me.

LOIS: [Linked Image]

EW: <<backs away slowly and leaves chocolate bunny on the ground>> My apologies, Lois. You're absolutely correct. Those were probably for you.
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Happy centennial!
Thank you! It wouldn't have been anywhere near as much without you.

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<<Lois pigging out on chocolate goodies>> (found a photo of Lois during Easter)
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No? Then why did he have to wash his suit every day to get the wet stains out?
CLARK: It wasn't *every* day. Some days Superman didn't even see Lois. Of course, on those days I had to wash the drool out of my ties... but we're regressing...

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LOIS: Perry knows, too. I mean…oops?
BILL: What about me?
M&J: <<wave from Smallville>>
LOIS: Last? *Really*?
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LOIS: Kissing.
CAT: /weeps at miss opportunities/
Which is why rubbing it in Lois's face that she knew first, figured it out on her own, and knew for MONTHS longer than Lois, will feel so good.

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CLARK: Caaaat? Lois keeps sneaking out on me. Last night I saw her with Lex. She’s still not listening. Caaaat? What do you think. I can’t make her squeal in delight like I hear when I fly over your part of town.
CAT: [Linked Image]

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Dip Ralph in some boiling water and then date him?
CAT: [Linked Image] No.

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/hands Cat a diploma with an ‘A’ in Clarkology/
CAT: Kiss my butt, Lane!

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So, Cat should start running?
CAT: /Holds up diploma in Clarkology/ Lois needs me now.

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Oh boy.
CAT: Does that mean I get another shot at him?
LOIS: Take all the shots you've got and let me know how that works for you.

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To be fair, he did think she’d forget about all that within just a second or two of him flying off. Too bad he doesn’t yet remember that he also needs to think the safe word (Abacus) while kissing Lois.
You mean to invoke the Memory Wipe Kiss?

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No. They’re just smart enough to figure it out on their own.
That's the one.

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LOIS: He’s *so* dead.
It's too bad he's invulnerable again, isn't it?

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CAT: You?
LOIS: Well, not yet. If *I* had been trying to kill Clark, I would have succeeded and nobody would be the wiser.

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LOIS: Bobble head.
evil

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.