What? Lex doesn't live on "Lex Ave." or "Luthor Dr."? What is Metropolis coming to?
LOIS: /ticks off item on list/
Okay, you've got a point. I could have said Fez. The cute but weird guy from some far off land, who loves candy and spending time with himself until he patiently gets the girl at the end (or so I've heard, I've still got 30 episodes left).

Michael