Darth Michael: Hi!
I think I can sneak one in before bedtime.
Lex just got the details on the challenge.
LOIS: How much harder to get do I have to play?
“No, Lois Lane is what… who you do, now,” Lois corrected him,
ER: [shocked that Lois would state her intentions to her dream lover / husband so, well, blatantly]
CLARK: I'm okay with that sentence. Sounds good to me. *Here*, okay?
Ergo, he needs to get out of the suit for her to call him Clark.
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“Oh, Clark,” she giggled. “There you are. I’ve been looking for you everywhere.”
ER: But apparently, not under Superman’s cape.
LOIS: <<giggling>> I looked there too, but there was still too much fabric for my tastes.
CLARK:
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“No!” she screamed and discovered she couldn’t move. She was now tied up in a straitjacket. She thrashed and kicked, but she couldn’t move on the cot in her cell.
ER: Oops? That’s evil.
What?! You wanted a fantasy dream? Hmmm. I guess I could write one of those... or two... to tide the readers over.
Looks who’s suddenly changed his mind.
Better the enemy that loves you than the enemy which just drowns you.
Lex climbed into the passenger seat and put on some headphones. “Let’s go!” he hollered, making a circle with his finger in case the pilot couldn’t hear him.
ER: Aren’t they forgetting Ari?
LEX: Who?
LOIS: No.
“Lois, you’re kissing me,” he said, stating the obvious.
ER: Oops?
LOIS: And? Do I need to draw you a diagram? Fine! First, the cape and shorts get folded and set on the chair...
he came to a standstill. One of her living room windows was gone. Well, mostly gone. The glass was gone and some of the frame. They littered her floor. Moreover, there was a big Superman sized hole where there had once been her window.
ER: Oops?
CLARK: Hmmmm. This seems to be a theme for this part. Did I do bad?
He got a bit over-eager to get into her bed.
CLARK:
And what, Superman? Why would you think that Lex would ever hurt Lois? Maybe they should restrain him somewhere. He’s starting to be a menace to society.
Thank you, Jason Trask. Next...
He nodded, tilted his face as if he were going to kiss her, and said, “I’m C…”
A loud banging knock on her door jerked them apart.
ER: [Laughing so hard because he knows this isn't the last time this will happen]
Hey! At least it wasn't Jimmy.
Maybe Lois should have her father (or Perry) screen her gentleman callers.
LOIS: Gentlemen? Gentlemen? I don't see any gentlemen callers around here, do you?
LEX: /glances at their fingernails/
CLARK: /busts out x-ray vision to make sure she's not hiding any more non-gentlemen callers around/
And this is why you always, *always* tab your phone.
Tab? Do you have a cold, Michael?
What’s he afraid of? That a 1940’s model got out of her steel coffin and shot an RPG into Lois’s apartment?
LEX: Well, I have been known to cause that sort of jealousy before.
He got a piece of octopus appendage for her.
Suction cups included?
Why hadn’t Clark remembered that about Lana when he returned to Smallville six years later?
ER: Boobs?
CLARK:
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Of course! That's why.
LOIS: Where? What is this, a bus terminal?
So, Lois doesn't consider herself a lady?
“Women looking for super attention should leave their windows open and fasten a favor to their window frame.
Sadly, that happened on the George Reeves AoS show and a fake Superman came and stole a little girl away. Since then, Superman doesn't encourage this sort of behavior.
He’s a bit of a pig, isn’t he?
LEX: A busy one. Not all of us can say that, can we?
CAT: I can!
“The fact is you and I both know she can never have the kind of relationship she wants with you.
ER: Where did he learn that one?
Um... that first time Superman tried to dump Lois and Lex caught it over the speakerphone?
Good thing Lois only attracts the dangerous whack jobs, then, huh?
DAN: Hey!
CLARK: See, whack job.
What? Does he think Lex would strip naked and join her in the shower?
CLARK: With Luthor, you never know.
There’s a reason Lois had her apartment remodeled and her bathroom walls painted with lead-based paint.
Was this recently? Before that she wanted Superman to peek, right?
Duh. It takes a village to keep a zoo.
LEX: I like to live simply.
Actually, considering they went to his hunting lodge…
LEX: She's lucky it's not hunting season.
NIGEL: Duck season.
ASABI: Rabbit season
Why should it only work with bitchy prom queens?
LOIS: Exactly!
LEX: Right. So much expressed hate usually means she has a biiiig crush on me already.
LOIS: The only thing I'm crushing is the antacids for the sour stomach you cause me.
How about “Neither Lois nor Clark are dead”?
Until tomorrow.
