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LOIS: It doesn't matter how big or small Lex is, he's never going to touch this /points to self/
Then how is Lex supposed to consummate the marriage?

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LOIS: Don't worry, Lex, after that one time, I'm sure to kill myself.
LEX: hyper The perfect woman!

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So, Tempus is Trask's great-great-great grandson.
TRASK: I wouldn't say he's that good.
TEMPUS: I killed Superman.
TRASK: I stand corrected.
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