Darth Michael: Only 10+ left to go to catch up. help
HENDERSON: I'm sorry, Clark doesn't know this information for a few more parts.

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Maybe Lois will be able to kill him without the Kryptonite.
LOIS: There's a doubt in your mind?
CLARK: [Linked Image] No doubts in my mind.

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[Sailors cringe at Lois's language towards her boss]
Ooops.

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LOIS: You talking about the scoop on *Superman’s* newest fling? You *don’t* think that’s banner headlines?
SUPERMAN: How did she know about that girl in Arizona?.... er... I mean, 'no comment.'

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It’s completely normal to have photos of your competition stuck to your dart board.
But it's not normal to take a sub-machine gun to them in the office.
LEX: It's not?

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“Perry! You wouldn’t?” Lois gasped. “She’s liable to burn down the Daily Planet.”
ER: That wouldn’t be a story they could print at the Planet.
Um... they couldn't, because it would be burned down.

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Just the one about Superman knocking up that waitress from South-West.
SUPERMAN: Lois, I can explain...

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On the plus side, he only held the camera at their legs. Ralph would have gone higher.
But then they all would have gotten motion sick.

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And lack of reach. Which results in Luthor-backed business to slowly pull their advertising.
LEX: [Linked Image] Hey, now. There's a good idea. Nigel!
NIGEL: Already on it, sir.
LEX: Oh, good.

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Wouldn’t it be awkward if the pre-wedding bloodtest showed a relation between Lex and Lois?
clap That's a good one!
SAM: Ellen!
ELLEN: What? It's not like you were around.

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She’s enjoying that one too much. It will surely come back to haunt her when she’s starting to boink after she accepts the Lexcedes cabriolet from Lex.
LOIS: I don't boink anyone to *borrow* their car.
CLARK: So, no boinking to fly Superman Express. I'm glad to hear that, Lois.
LOIS: I didn't say *that*!

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Thankfully, not always what Clark believes is really the truth. Comments
ER: If it were, Lois would be unsatisfied and dead ten times over.
CLARK: Um... Michael, don't you have that backwards?

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.