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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: No touching and fully clothed.
RALPH: Yeah, so?
ER: I think we’re getting into Merchant of Venice territory here.
[Linked Image] Is that the one where the woman dresses like a man?

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LOIS: I refused to live with both Superman *and* my sister!
LUCY: Oh, so just me and Supes. I can do that.
SUPERMAN: I’m a person, not a ‘that’.
LOIS: Ex-cuuuuuuse me?
[Linked Image] /I think you mean 'Lucy'/ Or did you mean that Lois is assuming his protest over wording means he isn't protesting meaning?
SUPERMAN: Of course, I wouldn't do it with your sister, Lois. Remember, I'm Mr. No-Relationship guy. laugh
LUCY: shock You mean, Superman is a... a...
LOIS: Very patient man. Not so much.
SUPERMAN: What? Yes, I am. No, wait. No, I'm not. I mean. Look 10 car pile-up! Phew. [Linked Image]

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Give a man a shovel…
CLARK: Look, Lois, what a nice big hole Superman has dug there.
LOIS: Great. Now, add one Lex Luthor...
CLARK: Lois!
LOIS: But if he's still alive when the mudslide strikes, it's a natural disaster not murder, right?
LEX: [Linked Image]

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