Originally posted by Darth Michael:
EW: So, what? Nigel was too busy to bump Lois off?
ER: Now now. It’s illegal to go around and kill random folk.
NIGEL: Ooops?
ER: Right? Like there’s more than one jeweler in Metropolis. Well, more than one jeweler family with a crooked son.
EW: Laws of statistics say "yes".
ER: /points at universe with man-sized bats and flying men in tights/ Hmm… /places biiiig bet on Black-33/
But there are more jewelers with sons in the world than super rich angsty dudes with murdered parents and visitors from other planets (that we know about).
EW: I thought the JL was headquartered in Metropolis. /the one from Super Friends, not the more recent Justice League show/
ER:

Super Friends, kids tv show from 1970s with purple alien twins with a monkey. Justice League show came out in the 1990s after the animated Batman and Superman shows (more adult oriented), whose base of operations was on a space station funded by Wayne Industries.
[hee-hee] and much funnier to not give in to sex-slave jokes when they’re already spelled out.
Oh.
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Totally missed you being obtuse on purpose.