"I do, however, believe that anyone – including Lois – can be induced to ignore his or her ethical standards if the potential reward is sufficient, and I submit Lois’ current activities as evidence." Ha! I have to give him that one. Not so much the "she will be more than happy to become my wife and enjoy my protection," though.
And then there's the second half. Umm... I'm not sure I like Lois any more.