Darth Michael: hyper

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He didn’t say that Schwartz was his best lawyer. He only implied it to Lois.
Exactly.
CLARK: I never... ever... um... would ever... uh... be that misleading when I... uh... speak.

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LEX: Sure, honey. Now hush and make a pretty face, okay?
LOIS: [holds in desire to strangle 3rd richest man in the world]
LEX: That’s my girl. /slaps her buttocks/ Now off you go.
LOIS: No investigation is worth this! [Linked Image]

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LEX: confused I already tell people to buy LexComp equipment. What more do you want from me?
PERRY: /hitting the side of his computer/ To make the blasted thing work!

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CANON LOIS: [face-palm] Now I know why I hooked up with both Clark *and* Lex. And Claude. And Dan. Actually, every man since I before I left Dad’s.
[Linked Image]

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Why? He could offer to keep her under house arrest in his bedro- erm penthouse.
HENDERSON: We don't normally release convicted criminals to be held captive by others.
LEX: I never do things normally.

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“No, Lex. I can’t be convicted of harboring an innocent man,” Lois retorted.
ER: I’m not so sure about that.
CLARK: /shrugs/ She is cute, though, isn't she?

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Ooooh! Just like when she shot that guy in the park.
CANON LOIS: [upset that Michael still thinks her guilty of killing that guy who ruined her credibility as a reporter]
CANON CLARK: I knew she was innocent.
CANON LOIS: I knew he'd bust me out of jail.

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Duh! She’s currently using peeling acid to burn off the epidermis from her cheek.
LOIS: wave Here I am.
CAT: Did you just get a facial?

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Oh boy. Is he currently in the doghouse?
It's amazing how easily it is to get out of the doghouse when you kiss like Clark Kent.

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Apparently not.
LOIS: What, I have needs, too.
Told you.

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Clark wished they could conduct every one of their meetings in this manner.
PERRY: I’ll have to check with HR to see if that’s appropriate.
CAT: [Linked Image] You said *I* couldn't!

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Did anyone ever tell that doofus that he’s his own worst enemy.
LEX: Umm… what about me?
[Lois whispers to Lex all the stupid things Clark's done]
LEX: Really? Wow. Man… Oh boy. Okay, but I still get second place, right?
MARTHA: /Sigh/ I guess that's my job, huh? Well, I'm a little rusty on my mothering skills.

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Like a lioness stalking her prey.
LOIS: Aww, he called me aggressive.
CAT: *clears throat*
ER: Fine, cougar.
LOIS: That's better. Wait. Did you just call me *old*? [Linked Image]

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He was just about to ask when he heard the soft snap of a metal latch.
ER: confused chastity belt?
Sadly, nobody got this one. It was Lois taking off her LoLex watch and hiding it in the pocket of her jacket.

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Lois nipped at his bottom lip, moaning. “Tastier and much more satisfying, Chuck.”
ER: Actually, about that…
CLARK: Who are you? HG Wells?

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She really hopes somebody will whack Linda, huh?
LOIS: And that would be a bad thing?

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RALPH: Even *I* can see that that’s a bad thing to say while boinking a floozy.
wave Thanks for reading!

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.