Darth Michael: Let's see, I just posted Part 138, so... only 17 left to do.
Nigel! Where did you park my tank?
NIGEL: Over at the ladies hair salon, waiting for Ms. Lane to show, Sir.
EW:
So does an infrasonic weapon.
LEX: [Has great idea] I can have one of those built in no time at all.
But why would Lex want to do that to Lois?
So, he still remembers the last time he made her notice his existence.
/Ralph readjusts his catheter collection bag/
RALPH:
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Huh. Cat doesn’t strike me as the B&E type.
CAT: No, I don’t do B&Bs. It’s usually dinner and a show and that’s it.
CAT:
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It's called 'research'.
ER: [shocked that even Cat would go there]
CAT: What? It's for my sex positions book.
Plus, he either own the place or the manager’s daughter.
LEX: Get me a table Nigel or kill his oldest child.
MAYSON: Ooooh… Oooooh… Oooh yesssss, Schwartzy. Yesssss. Yesss. *YEEEEESSSSS!*
MAYSON: /fans self/ I have no idea to what you could be referring.
I’m not so sure. On the principle letter of the law, Lois could go to jail for a very long time. And with her track record, it won’t a country club correctional facility, either. Hope she likes being some female bank robber’s wife.
LOIS: Well, that's not fair. I'm innocent!
LEX: She'll be even more compliant once I bust her out of jail. /show up to break Lois out of jail/ What do you mean she's not here? Who else could have broken her out?
SUPERMAN: /pointing/ How about this desert island?
ER: /scratches head/ Mini-Lex? And he got disciplined via remote control?
Not quite.
LEX: The *appearance* [Lexy likey this idea]
LOIS: Like I give the appearance that Superman and I are merely friends when we're actually lovers.
LEX: What?
SUPERMAN: What?
CLARK: What?
LOIS: Did I stutter?
I think he’s given up on life.
Well, he did just fail to satisfy the boss's moll.
They're out in public.
Indeed. Mini-Lex should have immediately slapped the minion left and right before having Nigel take him away.
Are you sure about that?
He’s getting off, easy, too. Unless they later find him with a stash of Angel Dust and a pair of third-rate hookers.
SCHWARTZ: Those aren't mine, officer! I don't know how I ended up naked here on the police commissioner's desk. Honest!
Awwww…she’s falling for Mini-Lex.
MINI-LEX: [ninner ninner ninner]
LEX: [shows his true parenting skills]
This isn't mini-Lex.
Never sleep with a crook.
Never again sleep with Linda.
LOIS: Those sound good. It's how she stole my story back in college.
She didn’t boink Clark. Unless… [faints at the realization that Lois may have lied to Clark] She *is* preggers! Clark’s sooo dead.
And yes, Clark is soooo dead, but that's besides the point.
Missing being an adult movie star already, are we?
Lying through her teeth.
Clark could have heated the water while she was showering?
LOIS: If Clark had shown up, I wouldn't have needed a cold shower.
What about the manually operated one?
LEX: I swear I cannot tell a lie.
His two weeks are almost up? No, wait. It *is* the real Lex. Or, at least, the Lex who got sent down to Brandi now that Lex got tuckered out. And she’s keeping him up all night. And handcuffed to the bedpost. Naughty girl.
Ding! Ding! Ding! We've got a winner!
ER: /heads over to dark side/
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[wonders if he'd be the only person out there interested in reading an S&M Lex and Dr. M Nfic Story]
I think so.
Glad now that Lois is frigid?
He's not so horny at the moment.
Oh so very evil. /nominates author for Song of Ice and Fire award in subtle writing - Junior League/
You really won't quit unless I read those books, will you?
