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<worried about people actually trying to limit other people’s chocolate intake> Is he trying to create a monster?
To be fair, he has no idea what chocolate limiting would do to Lois. All he can think about is the basic calories/shape-formula.
LOIS: /starts digging in her Rolodex for cheap Russian assassin/

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LOIS: <hearing only what she wants to year> Michael says I'm right.
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