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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: /starts digging in her Rolodex for cheap Russian assassin/
EW: May I recommend "Anton"?
ER: /checks inbox again/ [still waiting]
How about now? [Linked Image]

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JONATHAN: /pulls out shotgun/ You want to say WHAT about my loyal wife?
ER: Umm…What ever happened to ‘don’t shoot the messenger’?
TONI BAINES: Yeah. It’s been changed to blowing it up.
LOIS: Oh, come on. *I* didn't blow Dr. Baines up for kissing Clark. I just wanted to.
CLARK: /dumbfounded/ Whhhhhhaaaaat? She was talking about Luthor.
LOIS: Oh. [Linked Image] My bad. Never mind.

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ER: And option three about Arthur also seeing a stripper on the side.
EW: /flabbergasted/ Chow is cheating on his stripper wife with another stripper?
ER: /explaining/ Arthur’s cheating on Cat with a stripper?
CAT: I think I've just been insulted.
LOIS: Nah.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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