Originally posted by Darth Michael:
'I can't possibly put this on. Far too dangerous.' When he saw the innocent, expectant look on her face he swallowed his fear. Reaching for the bottom of his t-shirt he grasped and then pulled, sweeping it over his head. He heard her gasp and his heart skipped a beat.
She’s probably too horny to notice Superman.
Really? Well, there has been much oggling - or 'expectation of oggling' to come for Lois.
It stretched tightly over his chest. "Didn't exactly get my size right there, Lois," he teased looking down.
I don’t think it was accidental.
You know ... lots of readers are of the same opinion.
As they strolled along Clark offered to carry the blanket and was rewarded with a horrified look.
"No!" she shouted back and held it tighter to her body.

Again with the presumptions you make ... tut tut
"Oh, I don't think so," came the sultry reply, but before he could turn he felt two hands dive over his shoulders and tuck something into his t-shirt. He twisted round in shock and then looked over his shoulder to see the red blanket hanging down his back like a … cape.
Ooops?
Ooops? Tee hee.