Originally posted by Darth Michael:
CLARK: Rachel was better? Might have been a tie with Lana though.
LOIS: /mad/
EW: Why is Lois mad that Clark thought Mayson was as bad as his bad ex-fiancee?
ER: Nope, because of the number of women he went through.
CLARK: Lana and Rachel, that's it! Two! Okay, three if you count Mayson, but that's it! That's only two more than you and Claude!
LOIS: And Joe, and Paul, and Mitchell and I were just friends with benefits, but that doesn't really count. Well, Paul was more sex for favors / promotion at the Met U paper, so that doesn't count either... And let's see...
CLARK: Oh. Friends with benefits don't count. Well, then we can cross off Rachel and Mayson. So, that just leaves Lana. See, equal.
MAYSON: What?
I was *what* to you?
