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Yes, but the shorter the part the more parts there is...
Oh, you like when you divide a plate of brownies into 48 pieces instead of 12 and then only still eat one piece a week?
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HENDERSON: No, I meant... Oh, never mind.
He knows when to fold ‘em, and go after easier fish, huh?
HENDERSON: /closes folder labeled ‘L A N E, L O I S’/ Now, for Lex Luthor…

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[Some comparison of vintage warp ships with 19th-century-looking modern-day technology]
I'm supposed to have understood that reference, wasn't I?
Zephraim Cochraine: Inventor of the Terran warp drive and first human to travel faster than the speed of light since Doc Brown :p He built the first warp ship out of a decommissioned Minuteman ICBM after WW3. The Borg tried to blow him out of the sky.

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You won't... or telling the truth won't?
Telling the truth wont. I’d be happy to help him by locking him and Lois into a storage room with a big bed. Well…desk.

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So, he didn't stick around for pillow talk?
MRS. COX: /happy that her work-hubby’s not one for talking with the home-wife
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Sounds like you've been watching S7 of BBT again. /Amy being sick was [Rotflol] /
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