Darth Michael: Can I drool
CLARK: Say what?
LOIS: Nothing.

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Well…those are part of her job.
LEX: I tell you, I've been tested recently for crabs. Oh, those weren't the bugs to which you were referring? Never mind then. I was lying.

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The woman does sound like she’s suffering from a spot of paranoid delusions.
LEX: Isn't she adorable?

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Though Mayson wouldn’t want to touch the case with a ten foot pole, she could probably easily arrest Ms. Lane for fraud.
For what?
Fraudulently telling a man she'd marry him, if he made all the wedding preparations and paid for everything, all the time knowing that she would never marry him.
BENDER: Sounds like fraud to me, but please. grumble I really need to brush up on my Chinese.

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Wise choice, considering the catering place?
It wasn't Ralph's Pagoda, or wherever we see Bobby Bigmouth working in The Phoenix.

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Sounds about right?
Sounds like Americanize Chinese food. Yep.

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At her level? Why is he marrying her again if she’s such a slob?
LEX: Superman wants to bang her and that's the only way I can get there first.

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So, she should have put out if she wanted to have more frequent Chinese dinners with Lex?
LOIS: And what would be my incentive, there?
LEX: Um... the sex?

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Ooooh! Also, did you mean ‘whip’ instead of ‘wipe’? /devil/
No, wipe. Sorry. But either works here.

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What about Lex making her twisted and evil so she would finally think of her own pleasure, take Superman as a lover and then off her husband down the reacto-… erm…elevator shaft?
LEX: No. That's not allowed.

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So…California style, then?
I do think that they use that format elsewhere too.

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What about a trollop with a baby who would consent to a paternity test?
LEX: /phew/ I sterilize all the women I'm ever with, so that's never a problem.

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Lex! That’s not very nice.
LEX: /sips some Amontillado/ What?
One doesn't double-cross The Boss.

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ALT-EARTH: /wave/
That's the place.

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So, Lois repeatedly plunging a steak knife into Lex’s belly and loins would be defined as ‘willing’?
LEX: [Linked Image] Unless you don't mean what I think you mean by "steak knife", I'm going to have to say 'no' that's not allowed.

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The true reason he dislikes Americanized Chinese food?
Apparently the Chinese equivalent is as confusing to understand.

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‘High flying dream will burn like the sun?’
clap Good one!

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MAYSON: Good thing the office has a free printer available. That Charlie sounded just like Batman.
MAYSON: It's evidence. I'm taking it home to examine it more closely.

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Maybe she really should talk to a shrink about her self-abusive tendencies. Or her obsession with abusive relationships.
CLARK: I'm abusive?
LOIS: :rolleyes:

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‘Tempest’
Thanks. Fixed.

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Sounds like an awfully cheesy story
LOIS: /Scoffs/ Well, I... Can you believe...? It was only... I'm not inviting you to the party when it becomes a best seller!

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‘almost’ given that he’s the Wrong Clark.
That's the one.

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Awww… over on the dark side?
CLARK: /gulp/ Um... Lois... /tugs at his collar/ You want me to write an Nfic with you? /swallows uncomfortably/
LOIS: Well, Charles can't touch her physically, so she'll have to do all the...
CLARK: /soto/ Sounds familiar.
LOIS: What?
CLARK: Nothing. Lovely. Just let me read what you've written so far and I'll get back to you.
FIVE MINUTES LATER:
LOIS: /glances up/ Was that an explosion? It sounded as if came from Clinton. I hope Clark's okay.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.