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Well, since there don't seem to be any more takers, I'll go with... LL! You're up next!
See ya,
AnnaBtG.
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 TY. Hopefully, this one hasn't been used before. ![[Linked Image]](http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c175/soslc_loislane/BCLC10ck.jpg)
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--- Clark: Itsmineitsmineitsmineitsmineitsmine! --- See ya, AnnaBtG. 
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Clark: So, Bob, let me show you how to fly.
"Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you."
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Oops...sorry RL has kept me busy!  Anna, you're up if you're still interested.
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Thank you, LL! Let's see if this one is going to draw any takers... ![[Linked Image]](http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/annabelcher/lnc-caps/102_374.jpg) See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Lois: Good job Clark! That's awesome that you got the story, I am so proud of you!
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Lois: How could you do this Clark!
Clark: Well...
Lois: For the record Kent my battle in that mud wrestling match is not front page news!
Jimmy and Cat (laughing): Oh yes it is!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Headline:
"Daily Planet Reporter Falls in Vat of Chocolate Icecream; Fire Department Called to Scoop Her Out"
Jimmy: *snickering* Well Lois, I guess you were finally scooped. I knew the day would come, but I never thought it would be done so literally!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Just bumping this up - not sure why this thread died?!? It used to be so much fun! Looks like the last poster forgot to pick a winner!!! 
"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." Chris Reeve
"Whatever comes our way, whatever battle we have raging inside us, we always have a choice. It's the choices that make us who we are, and we can always choose to do what's right." Peter Parker
DON'T DOUBT THE ROUTH
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Good God, it was my turn? I'm so awfully sorry! Next up is... Catherine Bruce!! Go, Cat!! See ya, AnnaBtG.
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Bumping this up for Catherine!!!!
"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." Chris Reeve
"Whatever comes our way, whatever battle we have raging inside us, we always have a choice. It's the choices that make us who we are, and we can always choose to do what's right." Peter Parker
DON'T DOUBT THE ROUTH
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*primps hair* Meeeeee? Okay! After hours upon hours (okay, 30 seconds until I saw this one and started to crack up for some reason...) I have found something! ![[Linked Image]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/catbruce/clarkzara.jpg) Go wacky.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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Clark: Wait a second. We're married now? With this cord and these outfits, I thought we were just modeling the new drapes...
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Zara: Next comes the ritual examination.
Clark: Examinaion?
Zara: Yes. Uhm, I'm not entirely familiar with Earth's customs, but you were raised Jewish... right?
(Sorry, that's what happens after you spend so much time in the pick-up lines thread...)
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Zara: Now that we've been officially married, it's time for us to take the next step...
Clark: You don't mean...
Zara: Dinner with the in-laws.
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Zara: Now, to prove your worthiness to be my husband, you must stand by my side during the coming ordeal.
Clark: Well, I've still got some of my super powers...
Zara: I'm afraid that won't help you here.
Clark: Why not? What do I need to do?
Zara: It is an ancient Kryptonian test of male patience and strength of will. It is called the Purchasing of the Shoes...
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Zara: The wedding feast will be presided over by the royal minstrel, a famed bard who only recently returned to us. His name is Elvis...
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Zara: Clark, use your X-ray vision. Look behind that wall.
Clark: Okay. There's... Wait, what's that doing there?
Zara: Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
Clark: But... but...
Zara: New Krypton. I can't believe you fell for that...
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Clark: What do you mean, 'it doesn't come off'?
Zara: Marriage is a permanent union, you know? This is to ensure that we'll stick together, for better or for worse.
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CK: Why are we surounded by a camera crew???
Z: It helps prove paternity
CK: What???
Z: Well men arent the only ones with concubines.... and paternity must be proven in order for the heir to be legitimate...
CK: so what does the union actually amount to???
Z: While I was on Earth, I read that "Pollitical Marriages" were what you guys called it. In reality no more than a transfer of political power...
You can't have MANSLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER
The Neuroscientist: Eating glass makes you smart...do you want to see what you can learn?
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Clark: That's it! This is the last time I'm going shopping with you!
"How many times must I tell you? Queens consume nectars and ambrosia, not hot dogs."
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ROFL - Cherry that was great!
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Z: Don't look now...
C: What...
Z: There is a whole bunch of people starring at us.
C: Well, we are getting married.
Z: Not those people, the people off screen!
C: Oh, them. You get used to it afterwhile.
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Ooops! If HatMan hadn't said anything in the other thread... he he he... sorry guys! Okay, now after much deliberation, many hours of hard thou-- Okay I confess. I closed my eyes, spun several times in a circle, knocked over a lamp, my soda, and my chair, and pointed. (this was because they all made me giggle...) The closest name (by about twenty feet) was beethoven!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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