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Thanks GidgetP but oh the pressure again!  I couldn't decide between these two so I decided to put two on and let you do a caption for either one of them! Picture 1 ![[Linked Image]](http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3135/loisee7.jpg) and Picture 2 ![[Linked Image]](http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/5108/ordinarypeoplejm6.jpg) Good Luck!
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Sorry, I was in a goofy mood this morning.
Picture 1: Lois: See Clark. My chest is as big as yours.
Picture 2: Clark: Uh, Lois, I think the idea is that just one of us is supposed to be handcuffed...
Lois: Really? Whoops! Well let's see, where did I put that key?
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Picture 1:
Lois: See Cat I do have breasts.
Cat: Too bad you don't use them.
Picture 2:
Lois: Did you say you wanted me to handcuff you then handcuff myself.
Clark: No I said to handcuff us together.
Lois: Oh sorry, my bad.
Lois: You think we'll be together when we get old and gray.
Clark: I sure hope so because I don't think I could go on living if living is without you.
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Picture one:
Clark: Uh, Lois is something wrong? You're smiling...
Picture two:
Clark: No, Lois. This is not what I meant with "let's just hang around".
"How many times must I tell you? Queens consume nectars and ambrosia, not hot dogs."
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Picture 1: Lois: Perry, please, please, please give me a raise!! I need it so much! *puppy eyes* Picture 2: Lois: Don't worry, Clark, Superman will get us out of here. Clark: [thinking] I'm so screwed. --- See ya, AnnaBtG. 
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Drumroll in the background and the winner is DJ Rhodes! I just cracked up when I first read them. 
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Hee hee. I told you I was in a weird mood that morning. Okay, I think this picture has good potential. Have fun! ![[Linked Image]](http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k134/MetroRhodes/SmallWorld1096.jpg)
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Three really bad ones:
#1
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Superman is realizing how small he is in the grand scheme of things.
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Dean Cain: [thinking] Darn, I know Teri is older and more acknowledged in the TV industry than I am, but to have such big billboards with only her on the picture? No fair. I'm the one playing Superman, after all!
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Superman: Lois, honey, who put you in here?? *tear*
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See ya,
AnnaBtG.
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Hmm, no more takers?
Anyone?
Anna - I loved these, especially the 2nd one. Ha ha!
Okay, I'll give it to the morning and see if we tempt any others...
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Okay. I'm so not good at this... BUT..
Clark: Well, they sure weren't lying when they said Mad Dog Lane was the biggest reporter in town!
*hides in shame*
the-planet.us "Oh please! I'll go to jail; I'll strap myself into the electric chair! Just don't make me listen to this!" - Tempus
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Clark (knocking on the glass): Lois hello? Are you there? Helllllooooo Loissssssssss!
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Ha ha! You guys kill me!
Okay, I'm still going to go with Anna's #2:
Dean Cain: [thinking] Darn, I know Teri is older and more acknowledged in the TV industry than I am, but to have such big billboards with only her on the picture? No fair. I'm the one playing Superman, after all!
Because this was kind of what I thought when I first posted the picture. I was thinking Clark was thinking "Man Lois, I know you think you're good, but is a poster this big really necessary?"
Ha ha ha!
Okay, Anna, you're up!!!
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Thank you, MR! Here ya go, FoLCs: ![[Linked Image]](http://lccaps.banannaland.com/albums/season2/209/209_298.jpg) (Thanks to BanAnna for the caption.)See ya, AnnaBtG.
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These are awful I know, but...  Clark: Dang I love that woman, but she's enough to give even a super man a headache. And another -- Clark: Oooh, ouch. Maybe I should watch the amount of twinkies and ho-ho's I eat from now on. I'm impervious to pain but obviously my teeth aren't. I wonder if Dr. Klein has any experience with dentistry? Oh, and one more -- Clark: Gah! What was I thinking wearing this tie? It's so loud it's given me a headache!
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(Don't pick me. I'm on vacation with erratic connect time and dialup access.)
Clark: Ooo, if I put this to my ear, I can hear the ocean! ... Wow, there's even whalesong! ... Oh, wait. Never mind. Superhearing can get so confusing sometimes.
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Me: "Aww.. Poor baby! Come here and let me kiss the boo-boos away."
(Sorry, can't help it.
Dean is so cute in that capture.)
MetroRhodes your second one is hilarious!**
You're the icing on my cake.
What's that?
Chocolate, of course.
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Clark: I should have never gone to play baseball with Jimmy the bat is supposed to connect with the ball not my head!
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MetroRhodes, I love your first caption! You're up! See ya, AnnaBtG. 
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Hee hee. Thanks. Hmmm, let's see what I can pull out of my hat this time. Well since I love to wear my aluminum foil cap while I write - keeps all the thoughts in my head(kidding)... ![[Linked Image]](http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k134/MetroRhodes/Contact556.jpg) Oh, and just to plug Andrea's website - I get my screencaps from her and save them to my computer. She's got a MILLION of them. Thanks Andrea! http://www.loisandclarkarchive.com/index.htm
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Lois: Now let me see according to the latest issue of Cosmopolitan this aluminium head piece is all the rage in Paris.
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