********THIS POLL IS NOW CLOSED************Well, we only got 15 responses and about half of us voted for:
"It's a Fanfic thing, you wouldn't understand."
So, it's our winner!
Next runner up, with a 1/3 of the votes was:
"LnC: The only triangle with two sides."
We then had a three-way tie for third place:
"Chumpy--it is a word!"
"Psst: I have a secret identity. I write/read FanFiction."
"A strong woman can rescue herself, but it doesn't hurt to have a superhero on speed dial."
Thanks everyone for all of your assistance!