<Kaethel> And please welcome Lisa onto the stage with our first award: Best Super Short Story!
<YConnell> +v mrsmosley
<MrsMosley> Actually Doranwen is supposed to do this one

* Kaethel takes the Champagne away from Y

<Kaethel> aha!
* Kaethel takes the Champagne away from self too then <g<
<Doranwen> Well, the nominees this year are . . .
* Doranwen turns around as she hears a psst sound
<Doranwen> What?
<Doranwen> You mean I'm supposed to give a real speech?
<Doranwen> I thought this was Best Super Short?
<YConnell> lol
<Doranwen> Oh, it's the *stories* that are super short, got it.
<Kaethel> lol
* Doranwen turns back to audience
<Doranwen> Ahem, sorry there, folks.
<Doranwen> The category of Best Super Short is for those stories which fit a size limit of 1-10 kb. They're perfect for a quick read as you scarf down your breakfast in the morning, get dressed, and do your hair.
<Doranwen> They range from funny bits that have us clutching our sides in laughter to waffy mini-passages that make us sigh happily. For the fanfic addict who can't afford the time for longer amounts, these bite-size portions are the little doses of fic that can get you through the day.
<Doranwen> This year, the nominees for Best Super Short are:
<Doranwen> Damn Good Thing, by MrsMosley
<Doranwen> His Body Above Her, by C_A
<Doranwen> Incompatible, by David
<Doranwen> Touch, by Chris Carr
<Doranwen> World Enough, and Time, by C_A
<Doranwen> and the winner is . . .
* Doranwen waits for the envelope
<Doranwen> Touch, by Chris Carr!