Hi Mary!
Let’s see what we have here…
#Passcode accepted. Initializing Metahuman Intelligence Reconnaissance and Communications program. Incognito Mode Active. WELCOME, [Username Hidden]
Metahuman Intelligence Reconnaissance and Communications program
Hmm… MIRAC? Am guessing you did not actually go for “MIRACLE”?
Incognito Mode Active. WELCOME, [Username Hidden]
Huh? Who?
Oh that’s cute. Took me a bit to realize why B would use “Batm_i_n”. It’s a portmanteau of Batman and Admin
oh that’s so cute!
CW: I don’t think so. Then again, I did have to discourage him putting a Bat-sticker on my feline buttocks.
B: It’s called “tracker”.
CW: You *really* don’t know when to stop digging your hole, do you?
(I did love reading the non-LnC epic Catwoman Tales, so having this here, I just happen to flash over there
)
Batmin> There are a few remaining security flaws, yes, which is why I gave you all instructions about encrypting and decrypting sensitive information. Were any of you actually listening during the meeting?
No, they weren’t. Also, loving the nicks!
AmazonOnline> I was listening.
Oooh, she’s here, too?
Batmin> It’s not a “spoiler tag". You do not click on it. You follow the instructions that I gave you in the meeting.
You do a great voice.
Need4Speed> Instructions unclear, have Robin stuck to ceiling fan
Batmin> Flash, a small child is clearly accessing your account. I’m going to disconnect it until the issue is taken care of.
Flyboy> I better go too. Supposed to meet someone tonight.
Flyboy> [*****]
What’s with the spoiler tags here?
RingOfPower> Any luck patching that security hole?
Batmin> [*****]
I can’t help but think this was a censor, not an encrypt.
Flyboy> Sure! Just give me a sec to fill him in on the whole Secret Identity thing and I'll get him right on that.
Sarcastic much, FB? GF gave you cold shoulder?
Flyboy> It's probably fine, but ok.
Flyboy> [*****]
#Start of Whois for Flyboy
#Data Inaccessible
#End of Whois
I think around here I definitely was considering an outside observer having hacked in. Might have been earlier at the security flaw.
Flyboy> He's been trying to teach us some of it, but I'm not exactly his star pupil. That title belongs to someone else.
Flyboy> [*****]
The person who’s listing in?
Flyboy> [*****]
#Invalid Command "Unencrypt This Stuff"
Flyboy> Hey guys, can't talk long. I've got kind of a crisis going on.
Flyboy > [*****]
Need4Speed> ROTFLMAO!!!
RingOfPower> It's not funny, Flash!
AmazonOnline> What could have made her suspicious?
Adorable!
RingOfPower> Yeah, nuts is right. I don't know why he's so obsessed with her.
RingOfPower> Uh...sorry. That was supposed to be a private message.
Cute bitching!
#Inquiry Fail: IP for Flyboy Inaccessible
#Inquiry Fail: Location for Flyboy Inaccessible
#Invalid Command "Stupid Computer!!"
Flyboy> $%_ Never. She's still my partner. I just don't know if it's better or worse that she expects me to help her investigate a "hot scoop" about myself!
Very cute!
Need4Speed> 2 words, B: Usr Frendly!!!
He doesn’t get networks, does he?
Batmin> [*****]
AmazonOnline> What is a lurker?
Oops?
#Message Sent Successfully to Flyboy: CLARK KENT YOU **** RAT!!!!
Oops? Ooops!
Flyboy> Uh oh. Talk to you later, guys. I've got to go handle something right now.
Something that’s flying off the handle?
Batmin> I don't think we can.
RingOfPower> ???
#Message from Batmin: Please go easy on him, Ms Lane.
#Passcode accepted. Initializing Metahuman Intelligence Reconnaissance and Communications program. WELCOME, SuperGF
Awwwwww
#Flyboy is now StupidRatFink
Batmin> [I take it the crisis has finally been resolved?]
StupidRatFink> Mostly.
RingOfPower> [Does this also mean our security problems are over?]
Batmin> [L, I hope you realize what a privilege this is and do not abuse it.]
SuperGF> Don't worry, I won't.
SuperGF> And I won't abuse the chatroom privilege, either
Oh this was a wonderful laugh. Even better on the second read
Michael
