Hi CalliopeWayne!
Perry White stumbles on Clark Kent in the storage room and assumes the worst.
Okay, this is either Clark and Superman sharing some alone time without their wife or Clark considering to make it like Lex.
“Where are Lois and Jack?” Perry asked, looking each of his reporters in the eye.
/Points at supply closet/
Cat ignored them all, playing games on her iPhone.
CAT: /Left. Left. Left. Le- right. Left. Left. Right. Right. Left. Left./
“I assumed they’d be here,” Clark said in a rush.
“Did Lois say where she was going?” Ron asked.
“She never tells me anything,” Clark said. “How should I know?”
”She’s your call girl,” Cat said. “You should know where she is.”
Umm…Cat? This turn of phrase might be detrimental to your health.
“It was one date,” Clark protested. “And she slammed the door in my face. Trust me that ship has sailed.”
He was going to have a long talk with Lois about proper etiquette in the newsroom. Losing your clothes was no excuse to miss a meeting.
Huh? What? Okay, what have Lois and Clark been up to?
Clark stood without warning and headed for the exit. “I Kent . . .” Perry frowned. “Meetings not over, son.”
Yes, but Clark’s still thinking about a Lois who lost all her clothing and is in dire need of assistance.
Only four days since he made his big debut saving the Prometheus Space Shuttle and Lois had been saved by him three times.
What happened on day four?
His reporter instincts told him there was something between those two.
Lois doing an in-depth investigation on Superman?
And Cat?” Perry prompted. “I want you to tail Lois.”
“But she’s so . . . Lois.” Wherever Lois was the Flying Man was sure to follow.
Very cute!
He would love to hear Kent’s excuse for the broken door.
Termites. Termites and rust.
“In the closet?” he said incredulously. “And you didn’t think that was odd?”
The kid shrugged. “He spends most of the day in there.”
Oh Jimmy …
He had put it on backward and his coat was wrinkled.
Oh, Jimmy had meant it literally. He was hearing Clark go ‘oh, Lois!’ all the time through the closed door.
Perry suppressed a chuckle, eyes twinkling as he saw unmistakable red panties hidden under Clark’s foot. Those probably belonged to Lois.
See?
He was positive if he investigated further he would find Lois Lane hiding behind one of the shelves.
Actually, no. It’s much worse than that.
“Um . . .” he surveyed the cluttered shelf and boxes. There was a woman’s black pump on one of the boxes. He found the other shoe on the bottom shelf. He saw Lois wear a pair like that not too long ago.
The poor kid, Lois Lane had destroyed his innocence.
this reminds me Missing Lois on the Archive. It also has a rather forward Lois in it.
Perry nodded,took one last look at the glimmering black pump, and closed the closet.
Okay, what’s going on? Is Lois actually super, too?
Very intriguing morsel you left us there!
Michael
Where is Lois? 
