Originally posted by Darth Michael:
Yea! I still have a reader!
Mihgt be a tad busy from time to times, but still there. One has to keep up with the cape flapping. Miss one episode and you have no idea what’s going and who’s sleeping with whom and who’s carrying who’s love child and who’s sister is sleeping with who’s twin.Well, if I stop receiving FDK, I might have to go on hiatus until the readers come back... or I finish this section of the story, whichever comes first.
EW: Gee, I wonder what he'd do with no friends, no Lois, no job, and Superman's rep in tatters?
ER: Find a new universe? Oh, wait, been there, done that already two years ago.
Actually, less than a year ago their time.
LOIS: Think I’m stupid? After what happened the last time I let Clark make a decision?
He proposed?
CLARK: Yeah. Like I'd ever make THAT mistake again.
LOIS: /not worried/ All I have to tell him is that I’m pregnant.
CLARK: Good for you, Lois. Who's the daddy?
LOIS:
ER: Preferably with railroad spikes?
EW: Or porcupine quills dipped in jalapeno sauce and sprayed by a skunk. Whatever.
ER: Yes, but railroad spikes would actually go into the wall and hold him there.
Oh, I thought they were going for pain.
ER: Good thing Clark can presently hit people without killing them too much.
EW: Do you really think that THIS Clark would ever blame others for what he considers his own mistakes?
CLARK: It’s all Well’s fault.
See, he's becoming more like canon Clark every day.
CLARK: You can do whatever you like to Lois, Luthor, but you can't hurt her unborn child! [Mad]
LEX: Say, what? She's damaged goods? Terrific. I've wasted another year on no-good woman.
LOIS: [Huh] What did I miss?
ER: A monthly visitor.
Plus, it just makes you a comatose beggar if you score with Cat.
CAT: Not every man is known to score twice.
ER: I don’t think that helps with Phil.
He's scored more than twice.
SPOILER ALERT! AT LEAST ONE CHARACTER DIES IN THE NEXT PART!
Lois! Clark! Lex! /help!/
Meanwhile…
HT Wells: Huh, I wonder if I needed that fuse that just blew over there on the time machine… Ooops? Yeah. That would be bad... or would it?