Isn't there a famous instance of a published novel (a classic?) where the first sentence takes up the entire first page?
Or was I dreaming when I heard that?
Regardless - kudos, Paul! Should have realised this one was just made for you! <g>
LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.