Not sure if this is going to work, but I'll give it a shot.
While somewhere in Italy, Buffy Summers, beautiful young vampire slayer and all-around force of good, finally triumphed against the entity known only as The Immortal, whom she had lulled into a false sense of security by pretending to fall in love with him, and thought about Angel, the vampire who was her soulmate but who could not be her boyfriend because the gypsy curse that had given him his soul back would be broken if they were together, and while, unbeknownst to her, the aforementioned Angel fought a desperate apocalyptic battle against the overwhelming hordes of the forces of darkness, whom he had vaguely annoyed by killing off some of their higher-level mortal lackeys (thus forcing the forces of darkness to suffer the inconvenience of having to find some other lackeys to promote), and while, off on a planet far away, a duck-like alien named Howard was shocked and very pleased to see a gorgeous blonde woman (whose name was Samantha Carter, and who was a part of the top-secret Earth oginization known as Stargate Command) step through a mysterious circular portal, and while, in Keystone City, Barry Allen (also known as the Scarlet Speedster, the super-fast superhero The Flash), tied up the villain Captain Cold, and while, in the New York City of another universe, Peter Parker, the amazing Spider-man webbed his way across town, desperately hoping to be at least close to on time for a date with his supermodel girlfriend, Mary Jane Watson, and while, on the distant planet of Thundera, a small party of cat-like aliens known as Thundercats, including the cub, Lion-O, who would be their king, fled the ruins of their world in a small spaceship piloted by the doomed but wise old Jagga, and while Scott Summers, the mutant known as Cyclops, who was not related to Buffy, the vampire slayer, but was the son of the kidnapped earthling turned intergalactic space pirate Corsair and the husband of Jean Grey, who was sometimes possessed by the incredibly powerful cosmic entity knowns as the Pheonix (and who had an unfortunate tendency to temporarily die every few years) and the father (by Madeline Pryor, the clone of Jean Grey who had temporarily replaced her while Jean was dead again) of Nathaniel Chistopher Charles Summers (who was also known as Nathan Dayspring, Cable, and the prophesized last hope of mankind, the Askani'son, and who had been sent forwards in time shortly after his birth and infected with a techno-organic virus which was slowly taking over his body, its progress slowed only by the constant use of the psionic powers he had inherited from his mother) and the rest of whose family tree is way too complicated to even attempt to explain without a flow chart, led the team of mutants known as the X-men in a training mission in the team's holographic Danger Room, and while, in yet another world, the Teletubby known as Tinky Winky paused to ponder some odd questions that were floating in his mind about boys and girls and who was more fun to play with, and while the Harlem Globetrotters practiced their world-famous basketball tricks in preparation for another exhibition and hoped that they would not encounter yet more supervillains who would require them to use their secret super powers to win against a team of basketball-playing kangaroos or similarly difficult opponents in order to save the day, in Metropolis,
Clark Kent (who was secretly Superman, the Man of Steel -- which, really, was odd because he wasn't made of steel, and could, in fact, as it was well-known, bend steel in his bare hands, but probably could not, for the most part, bend himself with his bare hands), who had never met any of the people mentioned above and probably never would,
looked at his beautiful, brilliant, talented, stubborn, determined, pigheaded, infuriating, and generally amazing
partner, Lois Lane (who was thinking about his chocolate-brown eyes and wondering if that was really the word to be using because even though she loved chocolate, what she mostly liked to do with chocolate was eat it, and thinking about chocolate eyes was actually pretty disgusting),
and sighed.(Words in bold are the ones that are actually required for this sentence.
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Paul
