LOL on the gasoline in the tunnel thing. Sorry if it sounds cruel but I just got this image of lighting the match and seeing a mole go shooting into the air from the other entrance, lit on fire. Hopefully it died immediately but it would kind of look like a flare.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.