I know it's too late to offer new ones, but I just thought of another one. LOL.

"Don't Jimmy my writing / reading time!"

or

"I hate it when real life Jimmy's my writing / reading time."

or

"I hate it when real life Jimmy Interruptus my writing / reading time." (This needs a Lynn beta job to make it sound right, I just know it. laugh )

It's too late to submit them to the official list, but I thought I'd share them for your enjoyment.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.