peep I’ve just kind of managed to wrangle out of RL’s strangle hold. It’s a bit like with Clark in the Kryptonite cage. You know that there’s a beautiful things happening right around the corner, but you still find yourself unable to give it your full attention.
CLARK: *Beautiful*? dizzy
Yup, also, on a slightly unrelated note: Canon Lois was so overjoyed after the ceremony, she even kissed Lex square on the month. /things you discover while figuring out story banners/

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KYLE: Sigh. <realizes how dumb it was to not break out of jail for the occasion> Lost opportunities.
See? That’s why he never stood a chance with Lois.
LOIS: [Linked Image] I like smart studs.
CAT: Me, too!
CLARK: [Linked Image]

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AKA Joker, right? If so, hyper I have a brother? Cool!
Yup.

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LUCY: /ducking behind the couch/ Hide! It's my sister. She thinks her partner is an alien who flies around saving people.
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LEX: What do you mean my fiancee ran off to Vegas with one of the strippers from her batchelorette party?
So…he’s going to have one eunich stripper soon?

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By mentioning her sex at all, it implies it.
So, by calling Clark Superman instead of Superwhimp they’re making sure that he’s not disrespected?

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LOIS: I'm not always the bait, otherwise he wouldn't always be ditching me to go save someone else.
rotflol Also, funny how she did not object to stuffing herself with pizza.

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She had lost her appetite, even for chocolate.
ER: /passes out from surprise/
Well, Clark is her chocolate substitute, so when he doesn't show up chocolate suddenly doesn't seem so appetizing.
Am not sure that reasoning works…

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LEX: I’m not sure if I should buy him a watch or watch him getting buried.
You could always do both, Lex.
First burry him and when that not works, buy him a watch?

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CLARK: It’s warm in here. Why is it suddenly so warm in here… /confused/
Cause Lois is a hot babe?
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LOIS: mad

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Ooops. shocked Skipped too much? But there were more fun scenes I wanted to get to? Talking about it wasn't enough?
blush Not sure which scene that has been…

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CLARK: What?! I was talking about washing and folding her laundry. What did you think I meant?
LOIS: <happy her boyfriend is just a hired help at a dry cleaner instead of a pervert like her fiancé>
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So, what about his cathouses? Isn’t scanning those going to be a massive invasion of privacy?
Why would Ellen be there?
Madam? Clark likes to check out working girls ever since he realized that Lois is subbing as one?

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So, wiping Tempus out from the timeline gets rid of Lex too? Hmmmm. Sounds promising.
LOIS: One Clark or many Lexes… One Clark or many Lexes [Linked Image]

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EDIT: Logged off the internet and came back and there they were! Phew.
Awww… Just like with Lois. She also often disappears and then shows up again for no discernible reason.

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