Are those darn writers bogging you down with Betas, so you have no time to FDK? <makes like Lex>
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It also depends on the fiance and how she's wearing him.
CLARK:
LOIS:
AND Buffy constantly complained about swallowing vampire dust.
SPIKE: <Thinks back to that one time with the Buffy-Bot>
BUFFY: <makes sure Spike keeps mum about what she did with him while transparent>
XANDER:
Yeah. She could have been hit by him.
CLARK: <doesn’t like the idea of Lex beating his wife>
MRS. COX: I’d marry him.
HENDERSON: Sure, unless they break the law.
LOIS: Hello? Hooker.
Apparently, the nice reporter lady tries to impose her own sense of morality on the Metropolitan law makers.
CAT:
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See! Also, how did Lex get her keys?
Duh. He stole them.
Again, I don’t think that’s legal. I’m starting to get the feeling that piece of expressionist street art never cared much for the law.
It wasn't announced on sports radio during the game.
He’d have had to jump from his box onto the field to make those news?
LEX: I would given them a new home.
NIGEL: /insert picture of Nigel dumping fish down the toilet/ I need a raise.
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She seems agitated…
She's had a bad day.
RALPH: She must have lots of bad days.
LOIS: Funny how they all start with Ralph.
WOOLFE: <Me want donut!> I don't want to fill out *more* paperwork.
LEX: /hurt the movers himself for misunderstanding his perfectly clear instruction/
The movers were supposed to show up at the time the wedding was over, so technically...
Also, I was suggesting he simply ‘talk’ to his wife. Medieval Lord husband style. He’d seem like the type…
And wrapped up in Lois's silky undies?
To keep the evidence gremlins happy?
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So, she learned from Lois?
No. She had a bat.
LOIS: What? A spatula is a perfectly valid weapon. The last time I used one, five grown men ended up in the hospital’s critical care unit.
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Great, earthquake and Superman’s falling-down drunk.
I don't think he could be Superman and drunk at the same time, SM-III not withstanding.
:rotfloL: Then what would you call a 6’ tall dude dressed in blue spandex and drunk as a skunk?
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She could send him over to Lois’s. Maybe then they’d finally hook up.
LOIS: With my luck he won’t be remembering that one either.
And that would be bad, why?
/points at previous – what - 100 parts/
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Well…he’s definitely full of liquid courage.
CAT: He’s full of something, all right.
He didn't call Cat pretty in front of Lois.
So…no courage, then?
He’s not the quickest one, is he?
Well, just because you thought of it 5 parts ago... doesn't mean HE's slow. He was distracted by other things in the film.
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LOIS: So, he likes watching naughty home movies?
Do I even want to try to understand what you mean, because I'm already disgusted on my first read.
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But you’ve been the one to splatter Lois in toxic waste!
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Like sleeping with her and then blaming a curse for her dead body the next morning?
CLARK: I forgot about the curse!
Oops?
If Lex has a bullet wound but Lois doesn't than Clark is right. It isn't Lois. But if neither of them do, then it could have just been an old tape.
Or a different Lex.
Because men who are drunk are intelligent human beings?
He’s Krytponian!
LOIS: That’s like being born with only half a brain, right?
CLARK: Good thing my brain left with my abilities and I won't remember this.
CAT: Superman touched my chest. /sigh/
So, will she be buying a t-shirt with that statement?
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He should tell Lois like he told Cat!
Maybe he will.
LOIS:
Exactly. Rak-El, his first wife. /ducking/
ZARA: <Not happy about the ex>
Ooops. As I mentioned, I don't hang out with the inebriated much. How about I add it in the Archive version?
Also, you’d be surprised how much one learns from watching US television shows and movies.
Again. You're looking for logic from a drunk man. His reasoning, if neither of them were shot, then it must have happened before Luthor shot her, i.e. the previous summer when they were dating.
My bad…
CAT: True.
CLARK: <doesn’t like it when someone points out new theories>
CLARK: <is getting really antsy at the theories>
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LEX: Once you go Lex, you never go back.
TONI TAYLOR: Mostly because of the VDs.
I guess "heaven" and "reincarnation" don't really go well together.
No, that’s just double-entry accounting. The interdimensional travel and dying, that’s where the trouble starts.
Maybe he does that on the walk home.
CABBIE: Out!
Phil's about to stab him with a screwdriver?
I was going to suggest that before going with the Xerox!
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CAT: My friend’s divorce attorney’s a guy.
Phil knows who the guy is and it isn't an attorney.
HENDERSON: Now, that's just a low blow, Michael. What have I ever done to you?
What? I didn’t know she only had one friend!
CLARK:
WRONG CLARK meets the SWINGERS?
Did you ever stop to think how Cat got the suit she gave to Clark?
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Like Cat getting kidnapped by Bill Church Jr.?
Well, there's an idea.
Oops?
You’re welcome!
Michael
