Alt-World is much more European, huh? Except for the lax gun control, that is. So, maybe Mexican?

Honestly no idea but you read a lot about drug cartels in Mexico, so…

Just joking. Prostitution is still illegal in alt-Metropolis.

ER: I never…Oh…because of the ‘Ralph’?

Now, who’s over-pregnatizing here

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Um... so that joke has run it's course? Twist time!

No, not really. Just joking.
EW: The last 100 parts have been bad?!
ER: /So horribly bad that I've laughed myself silly/
Oh, dear. Maybe I should make the next section more serious, angsty, and dramatic.

Or the opposite. One of the two.
He gets smarter when drunk? /huh/
CLARK:
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CAT: /when drunk he comes on to me/ Yes!
LOIS:
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Plead the Fifth.
CLARK: I plead the... Now, wait a minute, Lois.
LOIS:
