CLARK: It is? Even here in Metropolis? Wow, that's new.
Alt-World is much more European, huh? Except for the lax gun control, that is. So, maybe Mexican?
Honestly no idea but you read a lot about drug cartels in Mexico, so…
CLARK: Always? Huh. Interesting. Concubines, too?
LOIS: <beside herself because she just realized that she cannot legally become Kal-El’s concubine>
CLARK: I'm going to take that as a 'yes'. Wow. I did not know that.
Only if it interrupted the game.
That was implied.
Quote:
ER: She seems agitated…
EW: She's had a bad day.
RALPH: She must have lots of bad days.
LOIS: Funny how they all start with Ralph.
Again, she's not pregnant.
I never…Oh…because of the ‘Ralph’?
Now, who’s over-pregnatizing here
Only because Lois was cooking.
Again. Implied.
Captain America? /ducking/
The last 100 parts have been bad?!
CLARK: Only if you're in them, Minha!
LOIS: <has now been upgraded to porn star instead of a hooker>
CLARK: That didn't come out right.
LOIS: That’s like being born with only half a brain, right?
But without his powers he's essentially human, ergo, he acts as intelligent as a human male when drunk.
He gets smarter when drunk?
It was how I faked my first sex scene back in the day... in a story. I meant writing it. Realized that my first draft of that statement could be taken in more than one way.
The interdimensional travel and dying, that’s where the trouble starts.
Science?
PETER: If I ever catch Prometheus, I’ll so tan his hide!
Michael
