Only if you want this story to go to the dark side.
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/points to Lex Jr.'s mom/
LOIS: Who?
LEX: Exactly.
But he doesn't wear a mask, so it would cause him migraines.
Those real ones. That make you feel like you’re dying. Or the softer kind, that makes you feel like hurting the next person you meet. Like the guy holding that shiny green rock.
CLARK: It was more than one?
He likes to get bashed by a Lois, huh?
But Lois wouldn't want him if that was his personality.
Yeah…maybe if he kept her locked up without any news from the outside world, she wouldn’t notice?
ALT-CLARK: She puts on her iron maiden.
Iron Maiden?
Or did you mean a chastity belt?
I tried to watch the Joss Wedon version the other night and couldn't get a half-hour into it before becoming bored. frown Which is too bad, because the Kenneth Branagh was very entertaining.
Yes, the KB is quite great. I tried to find some additional adaption by him, but there weren’t that many comedies

JW was mainly for the JW actors

I think he had Buffy, Angel, and Firefly in there.
After this many parts do you think I want to time-travel back to the beginning AGAIN?!

*You* mentioned the Muse suggesting fun twists… And it would be *evil*…?


Michael