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LEX: We’ll see about that. devil
LOIS: /glances between Lex and Clark/ Nope. Can't see that happening.
What if Lex kidnaps Lucy instead to teach her sister a lesson?

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CLARK: *LALALALALALALALA* I don’t remember. *LALALALALALALA*
LOIS: I said "in the good way", Lex. /glances at Clark/ What's wrong with him?
He’s gone too long without nookie and finally snapped.

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That's what a guy gets when he only wants one type of woman.
The difficult type peep
LOIS: Clark doesn’t want me? mecry
MAYSON: I’m not difficult. confused I’m really *easy*!

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WOMEN LEAVING LEX'S BEDROOM: I don't know. I could see when I entered, but then he got undressed and it was so horrifying I lost my sight.
rotflol Isn’t there a snake venom that can blind you when it gets into your eyes?

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