Originally Posted by Lynn S. M.
rotflol <wiping tears of laughter from my eyes>. Oh, that was hysterical. Thank you! (And I suspect it would be even funnier if I had ever seen the ad on which it is based.)

Joy,
Lynn
Here you go:

Hagerty Silver Clean

And before anyone asks, no, it doesn't work (but it will stain your carpet). It should be kept out of reach of children, pets, and friends from college who think the appropriate way to examine unknown liquids is to open the container and turn it upside down over the carpet. shocked

"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland