Originally Posted by Lynn S. M.
The original really was just as breathless as your spoof. I was expecting to see, "But wait, there's more! It slices! It dices!"

And I was right -- reading the original does make your spoof even funnier. Thanks for sharing.

Joy,
Lynn
Several people sent one of Starcrest's ads in to Consumer Reports for their Selling It page:

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Yeah ... a push-down rotary whisk that holds your hair in place. Someone in advertising either wasn't doing their job or was having too much fun.

"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”

- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland