Morgana, LMA, Deadly Chakram: Thanks!
The hyperbole of Starcrest's ads inspired plenty of mocking when I worked there (I quit 15 years ago and never looked back). They're the perfect inspiration for silly ads in fanfic.
"Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad."
"How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.”
- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
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