But does she *really* want to know *everything*? I mean, there’s…things she wouldn’t want to know about Clark. Personal things. *Private* things.
Lois: Believe me, I want to know about those the most.
[quoteCan you imagine if he had been instead found by a couple of wolfs and raised in the woods? Sending the capsule into space without a proper landing module sure was akin to child neglect. Maybe they should get a visit from CPS about that.
LEX: Yes. Yes, indeed. And if CPS finds them indeed lacking and additional children, they should have them taken to a foster family immediately. Luckily, I have a couple of bedrooms available. And nannies. I have several nannies available.][/quote]
Clark:
Jor-El and Lara: (are dead, don't care)
Mowgli: No, you stay in your own story, Superman! I AM NOT sharing my origin story!
Like how things always become so transparent when he was near the girls’ locker room. Or why fires started when he was talking to the cheerleading squad. And that sudden cold front that one summer day at the lake when the entire class went skinny dipping?
Clark: Oddly, that coincided with learning how to float...
No… /points at ‘lock picking’, ‘creative evidence gathering’, and ‘pleasing Lois’ although he’s still working on that last one. Not mastered it yet and every time he figures one out, there’s the next level to consider.
I think he has to learn how to interpret Lois' needs before the whole pleasing thing.
So, x-nay on the storage closet during office hours, then, huh? Given how they have to keep it real quiet-like there.
Perry: If those two don't get out of there right now and get me a story, I swear I'm going to fire them both.
Janitor: And don't you dare mess up the shelves I just organized! (shakes fist in direction of closet)
[quoteMultiply this by three according to the common trope on male and female statistics.][/quote]
Clark: I'm REALLY not like other men...
…still not married to anyone else.
Zara: Hey!!! Over here! Wife since birth? Hellllllo??? Ring any bells?
Lois:
Clark: I plead complete ignorance!
/points at photos at Chateau Roberge or the ones taken in Centennial Park of her and Superman, holding hands and gazing lovingly into their eyes/
Lois: Hey! I believe that was more of HIS actions that gave us away...
So, he’ll be honest with her when he tells her that it’s too dangerous for her to be dating Clark Kent because Superman will always endanger her?
*nods*
To be fair, he’s an alien and Lois is a human.
Clark: Hey! Aliens are people too you know! (goes off crying)
I’m sure it will be out when they show up in their fuzzy robes the next morning, Clark wearing the pink one and Lois the maroon one, that is.
Lois: (blushing) I'll just be over here, dying of embarrassment.
Adorable take on HIWTHI, Vicki! Lois and Mayson had such different dynamic, here
Thanks, Michael! Glad you liked it!
