Aaaand round we go

But does she *really* want to know *everything*? I mean, there’s…things she wouldn’t want to know about Clark. Personal things. *Private* things.
Lois: Believe me, I want to know about those the most.
CLARK:
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Mowgli: No, you stay in your own story, Superman! I AM NOT sharing my origin story!

And that sudden cold front that one summer day at the lake when the entire class went skinny dipping?
Clark: Oddly, that coincided with learning how to float...
Why am I thinking he’s talking about floating in water…?
I think he has to learn how to interpret Lois' needs before the whole pleasing thing.
Oh boy.
Perry: If those two don't get out of there right now and get me a story, I swear I'm going to fire them both.
Yeah, *right*. Because he’s got any *other* reporters who regularly bring in Superman exclusives and page-one exposes.
Clark: I'm REALLY not like other men...
LOIS: So, he doesn’t lie? He wasn’t seeing other women? He wasn’t disregarding his girlfriend’s needs?
Zara: Hey!!! Over here! Wife since birth? Hellllllo??? Ring any bells?
Lois: /slightly dissatisfied with the whole mistress situation/
Clark: I plead complete ignorance!
I’m guessing ‘N.O.’?
Lois: Hey! I believe that was more of HIS actions that gave us away...
So, *Superman’s* the cad and lousy friend while she’s just a hapless prop in the affair?
So, he’ll be honest with her when he tells her that it’s too dangerous for her to be dating Clark Kent because Superman will always endanger her?
*nods*
LOIS: /keeps some of the Kryptonite to fasten into knee protectors/
Clark: Hey! Aliens are people too you know! (goes off crying)
/ticks off ‘mission accomplished’/

Michael