Wow! Thanks everyone for the responses!
Uh Oh do you see problems coming. . .Clark is being a lunkhead again.
I'm afraid so. I'd thought about posting a warning to that effect - "Caution: Lunkheadedness Ahead" or something like that, but then I figured it would be self-evident

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He's being a complete doo-doo head!
Now don't be shy, Terry. Tell us how you really feel!
Seriously, if you really understood how much I love your writing, you'd run and hide.
From you? NEVER! In fact, you'd find it hard to get rid of me! Thanks so much for your comments, friend
Patrick, I enjoyed your theories! We'll see how many of them come to pass.
Lara, your comments cracked me up. I particularly loved this:
Dude... that is so not going to work out.
So what you're saying is, you think Lois might be a little upset with him over all of this?
Oddly enough, that
does seem to be the general consensus so far...
Thanks so much to all who have taken the time to reply. I love reading your comments
Best,
Caroline