Took me like two seconds to figure out who it is...I'll be in hell if I messed this one up.

*crosses fingers* and hopes. I have to be right. I have to. I have to.

And it goes without saying that this was stupendous. wink

My favorite line will probably be a surprise among all the gems here:

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"All right, then. I'll rock the naughty librarian look, just for you."
LOL!
alcyone

One loses so many laughs by not laughing at oneself - Sara Jeannette Duncan
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