Took me like two seconds to figure out who it is...I'll be in hell if I messed this one up.
*crosses fingers* and hopes. I have to be right. I have to. I have to.
Aaaahhh!!! Alcyone, you are no help at all!!! You tell us you know who it is, but then you don't tell us who it is???
Well, if you are so sure who it is, I guess you think it's Sue, right? Yes, it felt a bit like Sue... it could be Sue... but it wasn't like,
Suuuuuue!!!! It's
yooooou! For one thing, Lois wasn't sufficiently - unpredictable, perhaps? No throwing herself off of balconies. No driving cars into ravines. (Of course, Alcyone, I guess you could also be implying that it's
you! Not that it felt much like you, though!

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No, I think it's a bit more likely that it is... Jenn? Editor Jax? It was definitely sweet and sexy, and that is something Jenn can do, for sure. Also, Jenn, you have an eye for people's attire. So maybe you wrote this, Jenn!
Ann