"You'll need a disguise," he said, his tone quiet.
"Like what? What kind of women are the other girlfriends? Floozies?"
"Yes. That's a fair assessment."
"Then we're in luck. I can do floozy."

<-- tears of laughter. That's a tag line waiting to happen.
I have a pretty good idea who this one is, but I think I'll keep my mouth shut in case I'm way wrong!