Oh my...Clark in a black leather outfit...

Be still my heart.
Well, I didn't get most of the anime references because it's not my thing, but this was hilarious all the same. I especially loved the irate brunette returning the outfit. Poor Clark. All his fantasies crushed in one fell swoop.
As for who wrote it - I'm going to have to say DJ, if only for the inclusion of the sheep costume. DJ has a thing about sheep, you know. She's forever trying to fit them into her stories. "DJ," I keep saying, "DJ, you don't want to put sheep in your stories! It's insane!" But will she listen? No, she just keeps on trying to sneak them on in there....
LabRat

(who doesn't really think it was DJ, but has no other suggestions...)
PS
Oh god you guys made my day.
Guys, Jojo? Guys plural? You know something we don't?
