Clark found himself surrounded by racks and shelves packed with costumes, as well as a few other "recreational items".
Oh, my gosh. I burst out laughing.
At last, he was safe, hiding in a corner behind a rack of Batman and Robin costumes.
Hmmm.... A reference to Batman.
A glance in another direction, however, resulted in a scalding glimpse of red and blue that made his face flush.
Giggles....
It showed two young girls, drawn in anime style complete with unrealistic hair color.
Oh, my gosh, I can actually picture this.
Clark found himself picturing Lois in one of those outfits, and found that the image was---strangely---not altogether disagreeable...
Reminds me of that story where Clark and Lois had to call Perry because they got in trouble while enacting a ‘fantasy’. I believe they got in trouble for solicitation and soliciting. Now who wrote that story? Is the same author our author X for Hey, Sailor?
His grip on the innocuous paper bag tensed as he headed for home, completely forgetting Mr. Gebbler.
I’ll bet, Clark.
The store clerk was surprised but unfazed when, some time later, the door to the shop flew open and an irate brunette stormed in, dragging his last customer along by the ear. The paper bag was in her other hand. After looking around and spying the counter, she shoved the bag into her captive's arms and pushed him toward the counter.
I can just imagine how irate Lois was. And I’m almost on the floor rolling with laughter.
By the time he accepted the freshly-stocked paper bag, he'd been completely robbed of speech, and it was up to Lois to handle the credit card.
Hahaha...
The clerk nodded. "It's okay," he said as they turned to leave, "no one ever does."
Uh-huh, yeah, right.
If Labby hadn't posted a guess, I would have guessed her, because of the reference to sheep in the "Dark Clark" post in the FoLC Productions folder
Hmm... I kind of thought it might be Labby, too. Hmmm.....
