Hey Pam, she could be bigamous. confused

Great beginning. Just verifying, but the I in the first part and the I in the second part aren't the same person, right?

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.