LOL! I'm glad you took my advice (even though I know I wasn't the only one who gave you any). And, of course, you gave her a haircut. Nice timing, too.
My favorite line:
Shortly after the new year, she met a handsome actor named Jon Tenney and they fell madly in love. They were married and lived happily ever after.
Now we need a story where Lois butts heads with Chief Brenda Johnson over a murder investigation. Come on, you can do it!