Ohmygod, don't we all. My heart breaks for her just a little.
And ohmygod, you're such a mess, Clark LOL and I can't help but laugh. I'm glad he brought up the Lana thing, and I'm also glad Lois tacked this:
and not just because you have no place better to go
because I kind of feel like this is where Clark is right now...if not Lana, then who else?
And just for kicks:
"I don't know. You keep making sure that neither one of us forgets about the temporary nature of this marriage. Is that some way of trying to protect yourself or something?"
Well, duh! Of course she's trying to protect herself. She doesn't have a reason *not* to; you even say you aren't planning on being in this marriage after the five years are up, bro.
Great parts,
JD