Sausage Man? Oh my gosh! Right now, I don't know whether to die from coughing or embarrassment. I guess I'd better decide for neither, though.
You know, when my daughter was still in kindergarten and watched a boy change his undies, she actually said something like "He's got a flabby-sausage down there!" (That was the first time she was confronted with THE difference.) Although I think that she was rather generous with the "sausage" comparison, considering he was just a little boy.
