Michael: LOIS: /Psst. Some of us think of her as ewwwww, but if you think she's an evil writer now, wait until you see what she does to me next!/

CLARK: Lois! Spoilage!

LOIS: Ooops. Sorry, my bad.

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There There. You still get to cuddle with Clark if you manage to seduce him into your bed.
LOIS: <sniffle> Thanks, Michael. :rolleyes: IF being the opportune word there.

CLARK: <clears throat> Hey, Lois, I think I might have left the kettle on at my apartment. I'll be right... [Linked Image]

LOIS: Like I haven't heard *that* one before.

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EW: A wise Evil Overlord always has a sniper ready to take out patient generals before they can launch their next attack.
Nah, I think we'll keep Clark on the side of good for now.

CLARK: Just one shot? PLEASE!

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He really needs to work on his communication skills, doesn’t he?
Isnt' that always been their biggest issue: lack of communication?

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Fourteen years. When the kids start cooking dinner without a stove.
drool I don't think... I know... That wouldn't have been... Oh, God! clap

EW: <Channeling Tank> [Linked Image]

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MICHAEL /tapping foot/: Who has exposed him to Kryptonite while Lois is in need of medical care?
CLARK: In my defense, I wasn't listening to anyone but Lois.

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She’s shot. And if she’s not up for more, I figure it’s better than nothing?
<EW looks skeptical.>

CLARK: Not for our first time!

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Like forwarding through the talking portions of adult entertainment videos?
Um... Yeah. Sure.

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Now look a that. I think the icecube has just molten to nothing.
I've said it before: the real reason for global warming.

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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.